My daughter

"I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies."
"That's not unusual," smiled the therapist. "I wouldn't worry about it."
"But I am worried, doctor," insisted the woman, "and so is my daughter's husband!"

Blonde girls & blonde boys

- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?
- I don't know...Why?
- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!